RIDDLES

Q: Where do cows like to go at night? 
A: To the moooovies. (Cows make the sound, "Mooooo.")

Q: What's a sheep's favorite room in the house? 
A: The baaaaathroom. (Sheep make the sound, "Baaaaa.")

Q: What do you call a bear with no ear?
 A: You call him a B. (Bear - ear = B.)

Q: What's in the middle of the sea?
A: E (The middle letter of sea is E)

Q: Which is faster, hot or cold?
A: Hot. You can catch a cold.

Q: What does the mother ghost read to her baby?
A: A baby boooooook. (Ghost make the sound, "Booooo.")

Q: What has teeth but never eats?
A: A comb.

Q: What do monsters say when they meet you?
A: Pleased to eat you. (Sounds like, "Pleased to meet you.")

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because he had no body to go with. (No body sounds like nobody.)

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
A: You call him a fsh. (Fish - i (eye) = fsh.)

Q: What does a cow use to move his house?
A:  A moooooving truck. 

Q: What goes "zzzzub. Zzzub."
A: A bee going backwards. ( The sound a bee makes is, "buzz".)

Q: What animal do lions, elephants, hippos and crocodiles not like to play with?
A: The cheetah. (Cheetah sounds like "cheater".)

Q: What do you call a sheep with no head, no tail, and no legs?
A: A cloud. (Draw a picture of a sheep on the board. Erase the legs, tail and head. The remaining portion will look like a cloud.)

Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A: A sand-witch. (Sounds like sandwich.)

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An umbrella.

Q: Give me food and I live. Give me water and I die. What am I?
A: Fire.

Q: When do you go on red and stop on green? (As opposed to a traffic light where you go on green and stop on red.)
A: When you are eating watermelon.

Q: If a rooster sits on a fence and lays an egg, will the egg fall to the right or left?
A: Roosters don't lay eggs.

Q: A man came to Taipei on Friday. He stayed for two days. Then, he left on Friday. How did he do it?
A: His horse's name was Friday.

Q: What is lighter than a feather, but you can't hold for very long?
A: Your breath.

Q: You are on a train track. The train is coming. On your left is quicksand. On your right is a lion that hasn't eaten for 100 days. Which way do you go?
A: To the right. The lion is dead. (He has died of hunger. Note: It helps if you draw this scene on the board.)

Q: A truck driver is going the wrong way down a street. A policeman sees him. The policeman doesn't stop the truck driver. Why?
A: The truck driver is walking.

Q: What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
A: A teapot. 

Q: What kind of key can't open a door?
A: A monkey.

Q: What tastes hot, but has ice in it?
A: Spice. (Sp + ice = spice.)

Q: What gets bigger the more you take away?
A: A hole.

Q: Two fathers and two sons are fishing. Everyone catches one fish. But they only take home three fish. Why?
A: There are only 3 people. One father is a grandfather so his son is a father and a son.

Q: You pick up 10 people. You drop off 4. Then you pick up 3 more people. Then you drop off 2. Who is the bus driver?
A: You. (This is a trick question. The students think the answer is about the number of people.)

Q: Four people are standing outside in the rain. No one has an umbrella.
Only 3 people have wet hair. Why?
A: The fourth person is bald.

Q: What is the difference between a tall mountain and a glass of medicine?
A: The mountain is hard to get up. The medicine is hard to get down.

Q: This is yours. (It belongs to you.) You don't use it often. But your friends use it very often. What is it?
A: Your name.

Q: This is in front of you. But you can't see it. What is it?
A: Tomorrow.

Q: You can ask this question a 100 times but the answer is always different. What is it?
A: What time is it?

Q: What has one eye but can't see?
A: A needle. (The hole at the top of a needle is called an eye.)